Find out exactly why your brand is costing you deals — before you spend $10K fixing the wrong thing. A 15–25 min Loom breakdown of everything broken in your brand, web, and positioning.
100% refund if not worth it · credited toward any project · 2 slots / week
Every item below is what founders pay a consultant $400+/hr to get. Packed into one video. Delivered in 48 hours.
Full Loom Critique15–25 min screen-recorded breakdown of your brand, site, and messaging. No fluff, no pleasantries. |
$497 |
Written Scorecard5-axis evaluation: Brand Identity · Web Conversion · Messaging · Trust Signals · Fundability. Each scored and annotated. |
$197 |
3 Highest-Impact FixesThe exact 3 changes that move the needle most. Prioritized by conversion impact, not design taste. |
$147 |
$297 Project CreditThe full $297 applies toward any project: Brand Identity, Brand+Web, or the full Growth Machine. You never pay twice. |
$297 |
Pay & Book
Complete checkout. You instantly get a confirmation + a short form to share your site URL, positioning, and target customer.
Send Your Links
Fill in the brief: your site, any pitch decks, and one sentence on who you're selling to. Takes 3 minutes.
Brand Autopsy — [Your Company]
Watch Your Autopsy
Within 48 hours, a private Loom lands in your inbox — plus the written scorecard and your prioritized fix list.
The No-Brainer Guarantee.
“If you don’t learn at least one thing that surprises you about your brand — full refund. And you keep the video.”
Get the Autopsy — $297No questions asked · No hoops · Just email me
He spotted in 20 minutes what we’d missed for 6 months — our hero headline was talking to investors, not customers. We changed one sentence and demo bookings went up immediately.
An anonymized version of a real autopsy will be embedded here once approved by the client.
What exactly do I receive?
A private Loom video (15–25 min) where I screen-record your site and brand assets and narrate exactly what’s working, what isn’t, and why. Plus a written scorecard rating your brand across 5 axes, and a prioritized list of the 3 highest-impact fixes. Delivered to your inbox within 48 hours of submitting your brief.
I already have a brand. Will this still be useful?
Especially useful. Most founders with an existing brand assume the problem is the logo or the colors. The audit almost always surfaces something deeper — a messaging mismatch, a trust gap, or a positioning error that’s invisible from the inside. That’s the kind of thing that costs deals without anyone noticing.
What happens after the autopsy?
Nothing, unless you want to go further. The $297 is fully credited toward any project — Brand Identity System, Brand+Web System, or the full Growth Machine. You’ll never pay for the audit twice. Think of it as a no-risk first step: worst case, you know exactly what’s broken. Best case, you have a clear brief and $297 already off the invoice.
How does the guarantee actually work?
Watch the video. If you genuinely didn’t learn something surprising about your brand or site — email me. I refund the full $297, no questions. You keep the video either way. I’ve done this enough times to be confident: there’s always something surprising.
Start here — 2 slots / week
Your brand might be the reason
Find out for $297 — refundable if it’s not worth it. The Autopsy credits toward any project, so you never pay for it twice.
48h delivery · no-brainer guarantee · credited to any project